Don't Take English For Granted!!!

English is considered to be the most widely read language in world. Every fifth person of this world is well familiar with this crazy language. Perhaps, it contains the largest vocabulary about 02 billion words. Prose  plays, dramas, fiction, couplets etc, these all beautiful shine of this widely read language make it a valuable one.

But the craze of this crazy language doesn't stops here. The way/style of reading and writing also minds here.

Here We Go:

Boxing rings are square, blood doesn't become sugar in blood sugar. If an Indian Pig from India, why not a Guinea Pig from Guinea?

Perhaps, all English superstars should be sent for an asylum. What is the use of that Hamburger in which there is no Ham? Sweat Meats are Candy and Sweet Potatoes are not Sweet. The name of meat refreshes my mood but these fools, call them candy. If potatoes are not sweet that what's the use of the name sweet potato?

Have Feet that Smell and Noses that Run! If a man is Human than what is Batman, He-man, Spider-man and all? If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat? If the going gets tough, the tough gets going, than what is the use of that going? It's worthless! Why do a Good Guy and Good Man differ from? Is there any Ice in an Ice Cream? Why don't they call it as a Cold Cream? But no, cold cream's are the lotion use to protect our face in winter!

If the 't' and 'i' are not of same size, than why it is said that " Cut your 't' and dot your 'i' , otherwise your 't' will become'l' and 'i' will become 'e' " ?

Every language has a sort of complications and its own royalty. It is up to us how to practice and enhance the brightness of the language at every stage. Perfectly it has been said "Practice Makes A Man Perfect And Complete". Don't take it as the TVC of Raymond's - A Complete Man. ;-)